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The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Gonna try and get a flat tummy this summer. Oh yes.

jamjalex:

i’m allowed to say your music taste is shit but youre not allowed to say mine is sorry thats the way life works sorry 

(Source: jaredjmonaco)